I regularly get a spammy, illiterate, drivel-filled newsletter from some company I've never heard of, and was tempted to unsubscribe, even though it confirms my email to them. However, I decided to scan one first before I did so, and came across this piece of unpleasantness disguised as wit.
We hope you enjoyed our weekly update. We have sent it to you with great love and caring. However, if you’re no longer cool enough to hang out with us then we understand. We have a reputation too. It’s probably best that you admit: I’m just too boring to EVER get another Liquid Generation Newsletter.
Just remember that once you click, you’re gone! That is it! No going back. No re-subscribing. Ever. I know it’s hard but think before you click. Moron.
We discourage communicating via the US Postal Service but if you must:
Liquid Generation Inc.
8750 Wilshire Blvd. Suite 301
Beverly Hills CA 90211
So, I think perhaps not. Such primordial ooze, paying cynical lip service to the spam laws (if there are any) deserves no response whatsoever.