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The devil is in the detail

by loiswakeman @ 17 Jan. 2007 - 11:31:40

As you may know, HMRC was formed from the Inland Revenue (IR) and Customs and Excise (HMCE). So, there was lots of work to do rebranding their web site contents. Unfortunately, it didn't all go quite to plan, as you can see (at the time of writing) on this page:

http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/about/cip.htm

I also include a (doctored so you can see more at a glance) screen shot, in case they realise the mistake:

HMRC

As anyone will realise upon reflection, "ir" is quite a common combination of letters in English, so a blanket "find 'ir' and replace with 'HMRC'" is unlikely to be very productive: but that's what they did! So, we have these interesting phrases to decode:

ExpHMRCy Date
E-HMRCOS/Computacenter
The Institute of Internal Audits UK and HMRCeland
Car HHMRCe
Coach & Driver HHMRCe
ShHMRCley Hutton
Evacuation ChaHMRC Maintenance
FHMRCearms and Explosives Training Regularisation
FHMRCst Aid Training Services
Citizens Advice Bureau, Northern HMRCeland
Lorry and Driver HHMRCe
DHMRCect Solutions International (DSI)
Cega AHMRC Ambulance Ltd
Office Machinery RepaHMRC
Rowan Corporate Location, Trading as SHMRCva Relocation
HMRCon Mountain
Turner VHMRCr & Co
Telephone DHMRCectory Advertising
Training & Conference Room RequHMRCements
FHMRCst Option Hotel Reservations

Even a little intelligence applied to this would have helped: making the search case-sensitive and only looking for whole words. So would the use of a spellchecker.

Moral: Search and replace can be a very powerful tool used with discrimination, but a blunt instrument otherwise.

(My thanks to fellow ISTC member Alison Peck of Clearly Stated for drawing this to my attention.)

No parrots injured in coach crash

by loiswakeman @ 04 Jan. 2007 - 18:00:04

Please forgive me commenting on a tangential aspect of what was a horrible road accident on the M25/M4 interchange yesterday.

I was watching the BBC local news (Spotlight) at lunchtime, and was surprised to see that their top news item was that the bus involved in the crash had been built at Plymouth. That wouldn't be so bad if they'd left it there, but it gave the reporters a chance to pore over footage of the aftermath and speculate pointlessly about the causes.

I found the item both pathetic in its wish to pose as an important component of the story, and distasteful in its ghoulishness.

Related links:

News for parrots - explains the title of this entry to those too young to remember!

Spotlight home page

BBC report of accident
- another unnecessary wallow in details that we don't need to know