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More gobbledegook ...

by loiswakeman @ 27 Apr. 2007 - 17:25:34

... and I am not talking turkey here.

"The tide is turning as leaders across Weymouth and Portland work closer to bring community stakeholders together through proactive consultation and clear constructive goals.

Raising the profile enhances public opinion and confidence thus enhances the feel good factor. Communication is the essential tool; however, the level and method must enable ALL voices within the community to be heard in order to enable total inclusivity.

Our economy is reliant on our community and their confidence to use our services and purchase the products available, however how do we determine the level of customer service?" - Wessex Voice of Business magazine, May/June 2007

This - believe it or not - is the opening text of an article that (as far as I can tell) is promoting the importance of communication. Ironically, after reading this and the ensuing garbage several times, I am still unsure of what they are really trying to get across.

It's studded like a plum pudding with juicy buzzwords and PC sentiments, but sadly lacking in clarity. I hope they didn't pay a copywriter for it.

More buzzphrases from the same article in case you want to knit your own drivel:

reviewing service provision, inspiring for the future by recognising and celebrating today, steering committee, specific focus, initiatives and resources, cluster working, learning providers, establishing a framework, innovative solutions, blah blah blah ...

Time to knock off for the weekend, I think! Have a good one.

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