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by loiswakeman @ 11 Jan. 2008 - 15:12:13

... of the most jargon crammed into a blog paragraph is:

"GMI is a global IT solutions provider leading the ‘off-shoring’ revolution with its cutting-edge services that provide support and impetus to emerging & established businesses in the areas of IT consulting, product engineering, web portal development, social networking site developmenet [sic], custom software development, web application development and maintenance. With its signature innovative approach to technology solutions, GMI has effectively leveraged the market presence & profitability for clients hailing from backgrounds as diversified as entertainment houses, educational institutions, healthcare industries, financial organizations, travel companies and regional communities, among others."

Take your prize of a gold-plated bull:

http://webapplicationdevelopment.blog.co.uk/

It would have been a whole herd if you hadn't forgotten to shoehorn "paradigm" and "web 2.0" in there as well.

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ranfuchsranfuchs pro
12/01/08 @ 00:35

yes, this is the stuff I read every day. No wander I have forgetin me english now

deleted user [Visitor]

12/01/08 @ 07:54

Ha! T'is almost poetry! :) Thanks for link, by the way. Sadly, no sign of sheep when played. I'll try again later when more awake. The fault may well be mine! James.

Not-HerneschaseNot-Herneschase [Member]
12/01/08 @ 12:24

...which means? My tongue is all of a dither and my thumbs are all at sixes and sevens in my dictionary. Thank goodness for Janet and John.

tylluanpenrytylluanpenry pro
12/01/08 @ 13:35

Oh for some clear, plain English! Where do they find people to write and approve this stuff?

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