is a press release of fascinating ghastliness.
"Lingerie Luminaries Agent Provocateur have more or less single handedly transformed the attitude to covering the female form in exactly the correct fashion to empower the wearer and cause a perpendicular attitude in the voyeur. But what to show and what to shroud?
"It is this balance that sets the heart racing, either way the covering is the key. So with what would these purveyors of come-hither apparel cover the walls with?
"Well, A good thing knows a good thing when it see's it.
"Currently spread eagle across the walls of the Agent Provocateur in Stuttgart, Berlin and Leeds, Paper Voyeur wallpaper by DED."
Whatever Nik Daughtry* is, he or she should be ashamed of such trashy and ignorant copy. It combines grisly coyness about sex with a heavy handed link between two disparate subjects, plus incomprehensibility and a sprinkling of grammatical and punctuation errors to get us through to the end.
For wallpaper, there's MasterCard. But copy like this? Priceless.
The press release
* All you need to know about Daughtrys - pretentious, moi?
04/03/08 @ 17:26