"Hi,

Eshot software will allow {company} to create full colour interesting emails using basic computer skills, broadcast that email to your list of contacts and monitor the response in real time, while automatically applying and processing an unsubscribe link on the foot of the mail.

In these difficult times its techniques like this that can make all the difference in cost effectively keeping your company and its products under the nose of your market place and list of business contacts, and can even be used to open new doors." - from a spam email advertising email marketing (careful - we are getting a bit recursive here)

You might think that someone hoping to make a killing from compelling mailshots would take the trouble to write grammatically and clearly - but I couldn't possibly comment. The software obviously doesn't do a very good job of filling in the blanks either. Not a good advert, I think.

I was mildly diverted by the noses opening new doors. Meanwhile the market place is recoiling from the item put under its nose. A curious metaphor...

Fortunately, they also tell me this information extracted under torture from a Taiwanese household appliance manual writer:

"To not receive future mail from ourselves please click here"