"It includes ... make-up technician Karen Betts who "paints" eyebrows and nipples on reconstructed breasts" - Bonnie Estridge interviewing Caroline Monk in The Telegraph

Oh, if only the writer had read that through to herself before she committed it to print, and thought "I know, it needs a comma". Although I sympathise with the thrust of the article (promoting a cancer charity), as a result of this gaffe, I just found myself chuckling at the mental picture of eyebrow-garnished nipples rather than concentrating on the message. What a wasted opportunity, Ms Estridge.

You can read more about the worthwhile aims of Caroline's Campaign here (but be warned, breathless Facebook-style gushing prose and sugar pink all over the place. Not all woman are that girly, are they? Or am I just a mean old grouch who expects too much?)